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Independece
Day Speech |
A Schoolmaster
from a remote rural area in Bihar was transferred to a new
School in Mumbai.
He reported for duty two days before August 15 and, as was
the practice in the school, was asked to address the school
assembly on Independence Day.
Here's his dynamite speech :
Leddies and Gentulmens, Contemporaries, Children, "This is
my first maiden speech. If small mistakes get inside my
speech, I ask pardon.
Stickly speaking, I wanted to joint your school more fastly,
but for the following reason. Too much time lost in getting
slipper reservation in three-tyre compartment. The clerk
rejected to give ticket. I put complaint on stationmaster.
He said me to go to lady clerk. At first she also rejected.
I then pressed her for long time and at last with great
difficulty she gave a birth only to my son. Anyway I thanked
the stationmaster because he was responsible for getting
birth of my son.
We got independent because of great leadersz linke Gundhiji
who get-outted all angrezi peoples from India. Tilak said
Swaraj is our birth rate and we shall halve it.
Today we all have our birth-rate.You children are future
dynamic generators of the Nation. Look into future time
only. No backside looking, or looking at your behind.
Be like great like X' raj Ranjan of Germany or Presidents
like Loosebelt, Dim Butter, Lipton etc. You know genius, no?
It is one per cent perspiration and ninety seven percent
evaporation.
They became great by reading great books. After we finish
you off here in the school, you can go to college and get
B.A., M.A., M.A.M.A and other decrease.
Then you can become great liars in the supreme courts,
shattered accountants, or lecherers in college.
The school is like a garden. You are the seeds, classroom is
the soil. We will bury you in this soil, pour water of
knowledge on your heads and one-day you all will become
great phools.
Many vacancy job come in papers. Only yesterday I saw in
paper "Wanted for refuted engineering firm: - Generators,
highpower condensors" so and so forth, etc. These jobs may
be teknickel, but you can shine.
If you have flare in English, you can become teacher.
I am now ending this fastly.
My God blast you!
Thank you and thank God! |
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